COW BORG
A downloadable game
UDDERLY BRUTAL
Blood flies as another soldier gets mercilessly impaled by a long spear. The screams of your enemies ring out as they set fire to your master's home. You bend down and rip another mouthful of grass from the soft earth. It tastes good. You are victorious.
COW BORG is a hack of MORK BORG except you play as a cow. And the stats are different so it's incompatible with other Borgs. Sorry.
Eat grass. Make milk. Die.
Made in like 4 hours for the Noun Borg Get Rich Quick Jam. I forgot to take a screenshot of the randomly generated prompt so I won't be winning the chocolate-dipped Ikhon.
Supplemental art by the incredible AUTO GUY
NOT PLAYTESTED SO MIGHT BE SHIT.
LEGAL
COW BORG is an independent production by The Gonzo GM and is not affiliated with Ockult Örtmästare Games or Stockholm Kartell. It is published under the MÖRK BORG Third Party License. MÖRK BORG is copyright Ockult Örtmästare Games and Stockholm Kartell.
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Mork Burg(er)?
Always served well done
"Eat grass. Make milk. Die." - now THAT'S a slogan!
(Or "cow THAT'S a slogan!" if you prefer...)
thank you my friend!! keepin’ it simple is always best 🐮